- <b> </b> *When supply lists for elementary be trying to get everyone to provide for the class and shit*<p><b>Me:</b> Nah son I provide for my own. I catch your kid using my kids washable markers I'll key your car....<p>
That awkward moment when someone brings up an embarrassing moment from your past.
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
I could listen to it all day
when you meet a cute boy then you find out he’s too old for you
A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background.
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .