carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
"I met Beyoncé, which was one of my dreams. She asked to meet me, and i went and said hi to her. It was crazy, she took my breath away. She said to me my voice is like butter.So i’m done for life now, i don’t need to do anything else"
Sam Smith on meeting Beyoncé
*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.